I was just placing some orders on Amazon.com. Nothing kinky or sexual, just some DVDs I’m buying for a family member.
When I noticed that Amazon has a new “Pay Phrase” function. I’m not entirely clear on how it works, but it seems to allow you to have things billed and sent to you without having to go through a bunch of steps.
But that’s not the interesting part. The interesting part? The default phrase they created for me:
“[My name]’s controlling assertion.”
I almost fell over laughing.
Maybe it doesn’t have to do with all the BDSM erotica I’ve purchased on Amazon over the last year – but I really kind of hope it does.
(In other news, my libido seems to have picked back up again, and I’ve found a deliciously evil and sadistic online play partner [yes, I know I said never again, but I’ve got needs] and I think I’m going to start dating again after the holidays. So I’m expecting to have more things to blog about again soon.)